Loser: National University

That guy in your ad who want to learn skills that will help him in his career? Hopefully he’s majoring in game design, because it appears that he can’t put down the controller long enough to go to class.

Loser: Lexus

Apparently studies show that the average person will own 12 cars in his or her lifetime. So, the ad asks, which one will you remember? They think this one, which you won’t own. Because they want you to lease it.

So maybe this should actually be the “Unaware of our self-generated irony” edition.